Kissing me is like a chocolate
and peanut butter explosion!!!
You will always be satisfied.
Seriously, I absolutely love
your smile. It seems to flow
effortlessly with grace across
your beautiful face.
If after reading my profile you
feel like getting to know more
about me…please do. Send an
amazing email in return and
let’s begin some type of journey together.
+6 for random linebreaks substituting for actual depth
+2 for !!!
+10 for simultaneously alluding to candy and sex and making both sound unappealing
+4 for demanding an AMAZING email response.
+2 for leaving open the kind of journey we could begin together
+5 for the fact that you could end almost every sentence of this email with “…in your pants” and it would still make sense.
TOTAL POINTS: 29.