If you fuck me I’d make you Cum so hard you’ll blast off my cock like a rocket.
+4 because I don’t think that’s how it works…?
+3 because that doesn’t even sound fun.
+2 because why is “cum” capitalized?
+3 because he sends messages like this to total strangers, but his profile also indicates that he thinks you should wait for at least six dates before sex. So even if you did want to blast off of this man’s cock-rocket, you’d have to spend several weeks actually talking to him, which doesn’t sound promising.
TOTAL POINTS: 12.