November 2011
15 posts
This same line works with kids, right?
I have kidnapped(dognapped?) your dog…if you date me he will be returned unharmed.
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+4 because I find that men who threaten me are the most dateable.
+3 because the suggestion that the only way I would date you would be if I wanted my dog back really makes me want to respond.
+2 because you can keep the dog. You need a friend.
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Oh I'll give you a hit in the box all right.
Kkk just doit! Fine fine. Im lenny, hi. I Enjoyed your profile. Lets find a way to be youtube famous!!$$!! Kkkk your silly n i like that aaalot. Not in some creepy manner-_- im also lookin for some compadres to get out n do things with. Give me a hit in the box if your intrested. Hope to hear from u. Len
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+5 for I can’t...
I would help you, but my friends call me "T-Rex"...
i need help peeling onion i have no arms
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+4 because there is someone out there for everyone.
+5 for onion (singular). You couldn’t think of something more exciting to do with a set of volunteer arms? You couldn’t even bother using proper punctuation when asking for a pretty serious favor?
+3 for HOW ARE YOU TYPING?
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So good I'm employing it in my response to this...
shhhh my boy. silent. quiet is good. do you agree?
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+6 for starting out a dating message by shushing him. Everyone loves it when you put your finger in their face and say “shhhhhh!,” right?
+4 for “my boy.” Grown-ass men love that, too.
+3 for “quiet is good.” Sure. But not when the entire purpose of being on...
The 1 inch sounds like something we have in...
Damn, you’re short, 5 foot 1 inches! Really, you’re fit?? C’mon, you’re probably the one with the flat ass! Please people be honest in your profiles…Here’s a hint start work-ing out! There’s a word that starts with ing! LoL!
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+5 for taking the time to message someone just to insult them. I wonder why you are still single?
+2 for...
Way gayer.
did i just turn u straight or did my profile make u gayer?
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I was looking at your profile for the sole purpose of mocking it on the internet. So, +50.
So wanna grab a drink, watch a Mel Gibson film and...
hey; lots of my friends watch prison planet dot com and have also watched a few David duke videos…apparently; it’s ok to hate your own culture but to admire everyone else’s. That’s why multiculturalism has failed in Germany, U.K, France and Holland. Chapters is owned by Heather Reisman and Gerry Swartz…giving them a monopoly on the information we consume.
what do you think?
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Fine. Every time you rescue a kitten from a...
But men have an obligation to rescue kittens from burning buildings, pay for your drinks, hold the door open for you, keep their hair neat, go to war and many other things. I’m just saying… Society worldwide really does put more obligations on men than women all around. There are few things women have to do… Shaving your legs is one of them.
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You forgot to add, "Me luv u long time."
I tooootally wanted to hit you with a ”hey babez I <3 video games and asians! Luv me nao puhleeze!” but apparently that stuff is unacceptable. and I would try and impress you with some political learnings (should be a real word) but I only pay attention to politics when somebody fucks up in a hilarious way. i.e. congressman Hank Johnson… so like, I’m totally empty handed right now. umm. sex...
"Flame of Love" is code for "boner," right?
I thought I was bright and handsome and believe me my mom concour me with that. Now you know that I am Rich with Giant Heart, come hurry so you can lock me up in your heart. I am warning once I fall in love , I granty if I get in return same I will keep the flame of Love forever.
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+4 for using his mom as a character witness. Pretty sure Jeffrey...
I'm concerned that if we did, you'd have trouble...
letds f cvk
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+5 because his username is “suck_me22”
+4 because clearly he knows how to spell the words “suck me.” One can only conclude that he intentionally misspelled “let’s fuck” for aesthetic or style purposes.
+4 for turning “let’s fuck” into three words, and not by changing...
Were the white-girl dreds and the bongo drums the...
one of the prettiest girls that I haveseen on this site. Granted, I have only been looking onhere for an houror two but you look nice. Id even send you a picture but I think youmif=ght be an OWS girl so …oh well. anywaygood luck withall your goals have anice night.
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+3 for starting out with a totally backhanded compliment.
+2 for...
Pretty sure your physical appearance is not the...
Thinkin about deleting my profile off here. Just another thing 2 stress over when i get ignored. I hate being ignored with a passion. And i guess im not good looking enough 2 get replies cause all the girls on here are shallow bitchs
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+4 for sending someone a message wherein you level a bizarre threat that really has no impact on her...
Actually, you appear to be Captain Overuse of...
First off, READ the rules, LEARN the rules, LOVE the rules. Understood? Excellent! ATTENTION: Rules are meant to be broken, those rules ARE NOT these rules. 1. Clingers, crazies, attention whores, gold diggers, fuglies, RN’s, fatties and girls with children need not apply. Don’t consider me shallow, but 1 is company and 2 is a crowd. I’m a catch, not Captain Save your ass. 2. I’m just playing...
