Wuz good Ma … I see ya checkin out my profile and are tryin to see what Im about .. Don’t be shy or scared get at me and let me know what’s up boo boo … Drop mr MSG in my inbox… Any ?’s u got I got answers for so ask em … Lookin foward to hearing from u … What are u actually looking for by the way ?
+7 for “drop ur MSG in my inbox.” (a) Is that what the kids are calling it these days? and (b) She is not a bad Chinese restaurant.
+3 for “Wuz good Ma.” Good opener. Makes you sound great.
+2 for “boo boo.”
+2 for grammar, spelling and punctuation carnage.
+4 for “Any ?’s” I have so many ?’s. Like, “Why do you choose to write this way? Are you ever embarrassed to hit send?”
TOTAL POINTS: 18.