February 2011
56 posts
Fucking feet, how do they work??
U r cute even though ur black do u have flat feet?
_______________________
+2 for spelling and grammar carnage.
+10 for racism. At least he thinks you’re cute…?
+25 for the flat feet question. Is that a racist thing or just a foot-fetish thing? Do racists think black people have flat feet, or is this guy just really interested in flat feet? Mysterious. Someone please explain.
...
It's always a good day when I spend it with my...
You must feel real good about yourself for having the ability to tell men how to write you. I wish you the best of luck even though I don’t think you will ever find a Guy on this site with your demanding ass attitude. Some people don’t have a computer and only have a cellphone so they might not want to type a long ass message by pushing every button 2,3, or 4 times. But no some demanding ass girl...
So your sexual fetish is what now?
naughty girl for not responding spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank...
God-forsaken website filled with crazies is about...
You are by far the most stunningly beautiful woman on this god forsaken website filled with crazies. It would be an honor and a privilege to get to know you better, and perhaps even take you out…your beauty knows no bounds and is beyond compare…please contact me asap. You can call me at [phone number], skype me at [username], msn messenger me at [e-mail address], yahoo messenger me at...
No, but I'm a bloodhound for nice balls.
are you an independent girl? can you sniff out a good dick you’d like to suck for a little while? Did you hear about the 90s girls getting pregnant in 1 h.s? do you have a place where you can get really comfortable for a good while?
________________________________________
+7 for sniffing a dick.
+4 for independent girls being good dick-sniffers.
+10 for the comment about high school...
What about casual stimulation?
Hey Nice tits! :) Interesting profile too. Are you up for casual sex and stimulating conversation?
______________________________________
+10, obviously, for “Hey Nice tits!”
+2 for smiley
+2 for inexplicable capitalization
+5 for offering both sex AND conversation — sex first, conversation second. Both surely stimulating.
TOTAL POINTS: 19.
January 2011
100 posts
I'm saving the sex part for marriage, so actually...
Subject: Hey
I think its weird that a girl like you wants to be in a relationship but also want to have sex. :p
____________________________________
+5 for thinking that sex and relationships are mutually exclusive (that’s sex and marriage).
+2 for emoticon.
+3 for “a girl like you.” Do I strike you as the type who wants a boyfriend minus the dong?
TOTAL POINTS: 10.
When I said I liked watersports, I was actually...
Subject: Evening!
How are you today, how’s 2011 looking for you? I’m a wee bit drunk after an afternoon spent in the boozer! And enjoying perusing your profile! This is gonna be a bit weird, but I am on here looking for a partner but who would have an interest in a bit of an odd quirk I have (or, kink, I guess, to be more accurate). It can be difficult to bring up once I know someone or...
BTW, I am terrified and doubling up on my birth...
How are you doing. I am cool. I must admit that I don’t try a lot of new things. However, I am open to trying some new stuff. In addition, I am not the best communicator via email. I love football, basketball, cooking, and work out. I would say my biggest strength is that I am very consistent, and I am not into going out with different women all the time. I am not having fun being single...
And I'm all about not dating weirdos who make up...
Subject: Hi
…then all of a sudden the door shut behind me and there I was, surrounded by rabid grizzly bears with killer bees foaming from their mouths and I’m standing knee deep in honey. Exciting? Well, just so you know, that didn’t really happen. I’m all about honesty. Is that not enough in common to spark your interest? More you say? Well you’ll just have to ask questions ;-) Hope to...
You only get three wishes for messages, so maybe...
Subject: Hey :)) I can not belive in my eyes !!
Hey !! !! How re today ? ?i hope U’re warm today.So sorry to bother u: ( I hope U’re so warm.I see U look so adorable and kind..Actually u look like a sunshine :))I really want to get to know u more if u want ? I wish i can get message from u
_______________________________
+4 for so so so much spelling, grammar...
Anonymous asked: Love the site, it's very entertaining, but the scoring is confusing. You give points for things that are clearly negative (more points for more negative), but you also give points for things that are apparently positive. Is a higher score better or worse, or does it even matter? And if it doesn't matter, then why give points at all?
Regardless, please keep up the good...
Regardless, please keep up the good...
A(n)nals of Online Dating RSS Feed
Is here.
Anonymous asked: Can I see your profile on OkCupid?
As your mistress, I demand that you never again...
Good Morning my Sweet Mistress Writing to you like if as you were my Mistress ok? How are you this morning did you sleep well? How may I please you this morning? I start the shower water take your clothes off and start bathing you and if you are in the mood I start kissing and caressing your body and caressing your niples and squeezing your breast. I would get on my knees and start licking your...
Dude, don't you think it's so weird that people...
I guess the best one will tell you the most about who I am is when I went to Taiwan. Went there in the early 90’s to train for a plant being built in SC. We were there for 6 months. (way to long) There were 22 American guys and we were three to an apartment while we were there. The two guys rooming with me were the kind where if one did it… we all did it.
Now my story… So they have these...
Were you blinded by my use of common English...
Your profile put me on a stump. I’m not sure if that’s a saying, or if it means anything. But reading your page made me have to look away a couple times, then continue. That regards my decision to message you. congrats =)
____________________________
+5 because nope, not a saying.
+3 because it does mean something, but that something makes absolutely no sense in this context.
+4 for is it...
Mammoths, for the most part.
How are you ? You are too cute ? I Liking to be friends first and we will see what happens. I am 36 yo 5’2” and honest, caring, funny respectful, easy going, out going, smart, definitely worth getting to know. I like the outdoors, movies, theatre, cooking, car trips, seeing all that Boston has to offer, hiking, going to the beach, and are open to new things as well. What thing...
Put me down for the chicken.
Hi, how are u doing? I know we haven’t correspond yet with each other and know each other that well. My best friend she is getting married on Jan.27 and she told me to bring a date to her wedding. I was thinking of asking you if you wanted to be my date to the wedding. Would you be interested, let me know so i can tell her to add you to her guest list. I hope you will accept the invitation...
So, what's your favorite hobby?
MUSICAL GREETINGS Hello, I’m a professional musician/educator (guitar/percussion), with my own educational music show/exhibit and would like to “chat‘“with you. Please see my profile-[redacted, but contains the word “music”] and let me know what you think. I can send a photo if you like (I don’t post my picture for privacy reasons/I’m very well know in my profession). Go...
