September 2011
17 posts
And my hobbies include inspiring women to back...
My self-summary
I probably don’t come off as nice at first but when you shut up and actually talk with me, not to me, you will find out that I will probably lift you onto a higher pedestal than your parents ever thought possible. But only if you can take it. But mostly music. I am probably more into Star Wars than I really should be but I really do like the movie and all of the cannon ...
Got burned by your last relationship with a Real...
Hey this message is for real ladies and real ladies only. My name is Devan I’m not about them games. I keep it real all day every day. Let me tell you about I don’t smokie. I do drak sometimes. I’ very out going and ver shay. In my spar time I like to GO to mall, to the movies, and hag out with friends and family, I also like to go to church. I’m on to kill time butt at the same time I’m...
So are you free for the KKK rally this weekend?
Your profile sucks. You are those people that feel sorry for slavery it was 150 years ago we didnt have nothing to do with that stop feeling sorry for black people
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+3 because the people I actually feel sorry for? Are the marginally literate.
+4 for messaging me only to inform me that my profile sucks because I have a soul and think...
If you're married to a chick and she comes along,...
I wont let it bother me that you dig chicks if it doesnt bother you that i am married.
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+2 because it does bother me that you refuse to use apostrophes.
+5 for equating “liking chicks” with “cheating on my wife.”
+4 because obviously if I’m bisexual that means I will fuck anything, including married creeps.
+3...
I will, however, write you a detailed message...
I would not write in detail message because each time I do that people just never bother to reply. So what is the point to write in depth. Please invest a few moment and read my profile and if it attract you then we can get to know each other. However, I have never been married and no kids.
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+5 because you’ll have better luck if, as a man...
Yeah, pretty sure I'm not gonna like it.
please i really wanted to have sex i have never had sex. cant we just try once see if you like it please
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+10 because this is a perfect illustration of why you’ve never had sex.
+3 because at least you said please. You have some run-on sentence issues, but at least you have good manners.
+4 but still no.
TOTAL POINTS: 17.
I also live in my mother's basement and spend my...
Message 1:
You’re too pretty (and obviously too smart) for this site. Anyone who uses this side has some fundamental personality issues. I do realize that it is rather difficult to meet people in real life, but, the people who are on this site are usually either completely socially retarded or simply drowning in self-inflicted loneliness. You should go out and meet some people in real life,...
I will give you back your Constitution when you...
RON PAUL REVOLUTION!! GIVE US BACK OUR CONSTITUTION!!!! lol sorry
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+5 because oh my god you should be sorry. And I am NOT lol’ing.
+2 for ALLCAPS.
+3 because his username involves the term “4Liberty.” Of course it does.
+4 because this is how you try to get dates? This is why you’re still single. Also because you...
I bet you're right.
I bet you’re a real bitch
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+20 because he is 100% correct.
TOTAL POINTS: 20.
I suppose it's ok if they're Wolford and you let...
Hi How are you? I would like to get to know you!! This may seem strange in a way. However, my gender I feel is feminine. It probably sounds weird for a man to be feminine. Even so much so, that I would not mind wearing a skirt or a dress. In fact, I am wearing a brown skirt and a red top right now. Also wearing pantyhose. I love being girlish-like and like going to sales, I like shoes...
Actually I prefer fantasy time-travel games where...
Everything about your profile was quirky and awesome until I got to the whites-only section (annoyingly, the preferred ethnicity section is at the bottom on the iPhone app, which also doesn’t let you filter out those members only interested in a race that you don’t belong to). Anyways, I would normally delete such profiles manually from my future search results but you seemed cool so I...
Not enough hearts, sorry. Next.
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The man with no game is posting on OK Cupid.
The man with no legs is walking past your window.
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+5 for makes no sense. And yes, I understand he was trying to be cute by making no sense, but no.
+2 because this is the entire message.
+3 for creepy.
+2 because at least it’s grammatically correct and properly punctuated. Small victories.
TOTAL POINTS: 12.
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Girl that's right, I am on OK Cupid and I AM a...
A note from your esteemed editor: That really long post from the most ridiculous human being alive has now been taken down twice, because he keeps reporting it to Tumblr as a copyright violation, and Tumblr is obligated to remove any reported post. But thank you, dear readers, for sending me archived copies of it! You saved me a lot of work. This dude has also sent me several ALLCAPS emails, where...
I look especially cute when I'm Dutch Ovening you....
Cheese, taco and booze consumer….You must have some serious gas!! But you are adoooorable
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+3 for negging. I know I say this all the time on this site, but dudes, we have all read The Game. We know what you’re doing! It is not charming!
+4 because I do like a good fart joke, but this isn’t even funny, and you know it. You know how I know...
indieobscura asked: Why was the really long post from last night taken down?
I'm sorry, this never happens to me, I'm usually a...
Young lady your profile says you are a lawyer. I would be so honored and take it as pleasure to speak with you about your career. I just graduated law school myself and recently sat for the bar. I would surely like to speak to someone, about my aspirations. I know this sounds like the ultimate pick up line, but it is not. Now don’t get me wrong, not only would I pick you up but I would give...
