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Do werewolves fart, though?
some of my pet peeves are the sound of dishes clanking together, the sound of empty beer bottles hitting each other, the sound that silverware makes whn it hits a hard surface, the sound of static, and a really high pitch beeping sound hurts my ears, and i say all this cuz to some ppl it may not hurt there ears but i have real sensitive ears… so i now will tell u wat i have for pets i have a...
Jelly seems like a better option.
I’m not saying I’m chivalrous, but I’m polite. Before anal sex I’ll be sure to put some nutella or peanut butter on your butthole and lick it up. _________________________________________________ +8 because lining your butthole with a nut-based spread is extremely polite in some cultures. Right? +5 because this guy has definitely never had anal sex before if he thinks that a sticky thick food...
Anonymous asked: Just want to comment about your interview on askmen and the idea that it is easier to simply not respond to a message if you are not interested. As a guy (hopefully a fairly normal one), I would much rather get a short "thanks, but I am not interested' message rather than having to feel like a creep checking to see if the person has been online and trying to guess if my original message...
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Thank you for ruining my sundae.
+15 for poop ice cream. +8 for what kind of ice cream shop is he taking you to? I don’t think they allow that kind of behavior at Baskin Robbins. +4 for non-sequitur. “I love high school sluts, so I will finger your asshole.” Sure ok. +6 for “and then you will tell me if it’s as good as you remember.” So you’ve fingered this girl’s asshole...
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