February 2012
6 posts
This could work only because I also never shower...
From the profile of a straight male, age 27:
The six things I could never do without:
1. My Ke$ha CD <3 2. CD Player to play my Ke$ha CD One of the best things about Ke$ha’s music is that it’s so unpretentious. It doesn’t aspire to be more than it is. It doesn’t try to obfuscate its lack of substance with overly abstract metaphors. (Lady Gaga - Judas is certainly guilty of this)...
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The sideways vagina admittedly makes things a...
Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like. Care to talk?
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+5 for creepy racism.
+2 because I have always wondered what being intimate with a mediocre-looking white guy would be like. Do you really all smell like Saltines?
+6 because what lady doesn’t want to be a white dude’s introduction into the...
2 tags
I am all of the above, and a professional...
are you a lesbian because it says are you are a feminist. at the very least you must be vegan. :)
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+6 for smiley after a string of insults. Not that “lesbian” or “vegan” are insults, but he definitely means them that way.
+2 for entry-level negging. Even Neil Strauss would be embarrassed.
+4 for asking a woman who is...
Just giving you a heads up that I may be a rapist....
You may get a boxing lesson
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+3 because that’s the entire message.
+6 because this basically means “I am going to punch you,” right? DELETE AND BLOCK.
TOTAL POINTS: 9.
Apparently uppers are Kosher.
My self-summary
I am a paid member on JDATE under the name [redacted] Stop intermarriage between Jews and Gentiles go to the website below . http://www.aish.com/jw/s/48969651.html Love listening to JEWISH MUSIC . WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JEWISH MUSIC ? What do I regret doing in last month? That would be joining Jdate . Why because you can’t compete when they refilter profiles and you never...
