March 2012
11 posts
3 tags
I'll bring breath mints.
*shrug* okay, suit yourself. bye. p.s. you’re so fucking hot i would lick the poop out of your butthole just to touch your ass
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+6 for sending this lady two moronic messages, receiving no response, and then letting this doozy fly.
+3 for passive-aggressive. “I mean ok whatever, I didn’t like you that much anyway, even...
Actually it's an above-average keyboard....
oh c’mon darling…
…why dont u put an average face with that average pen of yours??? I posted pics, so surely it is only fair to see the other side…especially one that talks such a big game… but lacks the Chutzpah to meet up in person.
Since I know you like rating others so much, how is this for a deal:
….if you are a 7 of 10, I will buy you a drink, an 8 of...
Going out with you would indeed be slumming it.
Hi, you’re a good looking girl aren’t you?? As well, at the moment I am incredibly randy and you are warming my regions. If you want hot embraces I hope you can squeeze me in. I have been told I have some “ghetto proportion”
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+4 for “I am jerking it to your Match.com profile.” Just what every lady wants to...
Just told Siri to add "Demanding Freak, 1:30...
I dont do online dating primarily because I am better than everyone who does. But you seem neat, and I would like to hang out. Make yourself available tomorrow.
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+5 for “I dont do online dating because I am better than everyone who does.” And yet here you are, sending this message on Ok Cupid.
+2 because you definitely don’t use...
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Just a friendly reminder that AOOD is here, too.
Wanted: Boyfriend to fix my broken Shift key.
My self-summary
To start off..its my nature..2 be Pretty, sexi & krazi! !!. I .. just moved here about a month ago. I from Tennessee, l have big eyes & huge heart ..- I love to take care of other people ..- it so so happens I carry some of the best traits ..(besides looks) i have southern charm, thoughtful ways, thankful blessings / & cever when u least expect - im a very happy...
Anonymous asked: Why do you feel something is wrong with having a simple dating preference, or a sexual preference? If someone isn't attracted to black people or Asians or Gary Busey, trying to 'force' it isn't going to help and just probably lead to bad experiences for them, lying in bed unable to enjoy whatever is happening while they try not to appear prejudiced. Calling them "out"...
And you won't believe what happened next: Everyone...
How ru?.im hung over from club last night..wss wild saw 4 diff black guys hit on and try and dance on 4 diff white girls who all had white bfs with them.
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+6 because cool story, bro.
+2 for spelling, grammar and punctuation carnage.
+3 for “the club.”
+4 for weirdly racist anecdote.
+3 for wow what a wild night. I would respond to...
Ok what if only my tits are fake, but they're REAL...
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Wuz up ladies!!!! Why are they so many fake azz woman out there, all of these fake azz promises of love, marriage, children, sex and all of that good stuff. Why is it when real comes down to real yall dont step up? Why is it when yall want to end things yall dont be real and just speak your mind but yet go around and cheat on someone? You all claim that yall real, what makes yall real, you...
Nice to meet you, my name is Blair Waldorf.
nice headband, bitch
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+5 because I have no idea why this line would not help you get laid.
+4 remarkable hostility. And in just three words!
+2 because I don’t think he actually likes her headband, do you? I hope it has a giant flower on it though.
TOTAL POINTS: 11.
Perhaps you should come up with a selling point...
Hey, I just wanna say u r so pretty, I dun know how do u like this match.com thing, I’m wondering If u r interested in having sex with me. Sounds awkward? I feel it too.. But I dun know wat we can really get from here. And I dun wanna lie how I feel about you. Besides,I hv been here for 3 years, the life is so stressful and boring. I dun know if u have the necessarity or not. Maybe u r...
