I just got out of prison after 10 years and looking for a hookup or two. Let me know if you are interested. My name is Jonathan BTW
+10 for putting the whole “I’m an ex-con” thing right out front. Points for not burying the lead.
+6 for a convicted criminal — a convicted criminal who spent a decade in jail, which means he was sentenced for a lot longer than that, which means he probably did something relatively serious — looking for “a hookup or two” with a stranger. What could possibly go wrong? Definitely meet him in an a deserted alleyway, because this whole idea seems totally safe.
+4 for “BTW” here’s my name. Cool. The one normal thing in your message and you act like it’s an afterthought.
+2 because has this ever worked? Even women who are like “I like bad boys” are probably thinking more along the lines of “motorcycle” than “potentially violent criminal who has spent ten years behind bars.” But I give him credit for honesty, I suppose.
TOTAL POINTS: 22.