Him: can i cum on those glasses
Her: Holy smokes I think I’ve seen you before on this! Hang on let me get the link
It’s somewhere on here!
Him: nah u never seen me
YUP! There you are!
Him: lol u funny
u still didnt answer my question,and the question was can i cum on ya glasses
shucks that must mean no
Her: AHAHAHAHAHAHA No. A thousand times NO. A million times no. No to the infinite power. NO.
Him: but honey why not :-(
Her: That’s a disgusting question to ask a lady and your mother would be ashamed of you.
Him: just joking lightin up
i got your attention tho
Her: To mock you mercilessly over the internet, yes.
+10 because YES “cum on your glasses” guy is back! And he was directed to this site and still doesn’t get it.
+5 because this lady is awesome. Thank you lady for bringing this all full-circle.
+2 for grammar, spelling and punctuation carnage.
+3 for repeated “lol”s when he is being laughed AT, not laughed WITH.
+2 for “aw shucks.”
+5 for trying to pretend like this was all a joke, but then being like, “BUT I GOT YOUR ATTENTION! So… cum on ya glasses?”
+3 for her bringing his mama into it. Perfection.
TOTAL POINTS: 30.