A(n)nals of Online Dating

hey,
I saw your profile ..and um…well, i thought i’ll write.
From your profile it seems like like making friends….anyhow, if you
are not keen on being friends…stop reading here and delete this
message! however, if you are keen on making friends, can you tell me
about yourself?? like…..

what is your greatest quality or trait?

If money wasnt an issue and you could visit any place , where would it
be and why?

which animal do you most relate to?

If you could acquire a certain skill without the risk of failure or
without putting any effort, what skilll would you acquire and why?

what movie or book do you like most?

whats your greatest passion in life?

ok..last question…..kinda weird, but what do you think of your
nose??!!………………….

. lol…its good..i like it..seems to
give you a personality! anyhow…..

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+2 for inconsistent apostrophe use.

+5 for evaluating potential friends based on which animal they most relate to and what skills they would like to acquire.

+1 for repeated use of double and quadruple (??!!) punctuation marks

+4 for creative use of the period, including at the beginning of a sentence.

+3 for understanding that the lady may not be keen on being friends, and generously giving her the opportunity to stop reading here. 

+10 for the nose-neg at the end. Creative! Hopefully this was on J-Date.

TOTAL POINTS: 25