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Posted 1 year ago
Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like.

Care to talk?

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+5 for creepy racism.

+2 because I have always wondered what being intimate with a mediocre-looking white guy would be like. Do you really all smell like Saltines?

+6 because what lady doesn’t want to be a white dude’s introduction into the gloriousness of Asian Intimacy?

+3 for specifying that he’s curious about being with a “beautiful Asian woman.” As we all know, beautiful Asian women have totally different parts than ugly Asian women, and Asian women generally have totally different parts than non-Asian women. Right?

+2 for the “care to talk?” conclusion. Yes, I am sure she would love to chat with you, since you are clearly very interested in her as a human being, and are not at all using Match.com to take you on some sort of racial fetish safari.

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- Asian fetish
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  99% of white guys make me leery as fuck. Whenever I sense racist and misogynistic douchebaggery headed my way, I’m like...
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  laughed at oh-so-familiar opening line. Aw man, I thought, there’s that “I’ve...the...
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  Ha, one time one of my white friends told me he was dating an Asian girl. They went into a gas station together, she...
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  fetishists/ folks who fetishize POC in general, GO DIE
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  Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like. Care...talk?...
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  so…. gpoy
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  All the kudos for “racial fetish safari”..
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  I lost it at “do you really smell like Saltines”. fuuuuck
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  don’t smell like saltines. The mediocre looking thing is true though.
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