A(n)nals of Online Dating

hey im 26 in brooklyn and in a relationship. I have pics if your interested, goodlooking, white athletic. Im not looking for anything too serious….more chill and stress free times. Im looking for someone to have drinks with and fun once in a while and maybe some rough fucks….

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+2 for zero apostrophes.You know a guy who is too lazy to hit one extra key is going to be awesome in bed.

+4 for “I’m not looking for anything too serious” shortly after “in a relationship.”

+3 for “stress free times.” Yes, being the Other Woman for a guy who cheats on his girlfriend via Match.com is a notoriously stress-free experience.

+5 for pretty much standard douche message — in a relationship, can’t spell, thinks “good looking” is one word, uses incorrect form of “your,” misuses ellipses, offers “pics,” describes himself as “athletic,” just wants to “have drinks and fun” — right up until the end, when he brings it over the edge with “rough fucks.”

+2 because this guy’s version of “rough fucks” is basically just jackhammering, right? And maybe grabbing your tits kinda hard?

+3 because what woman, when trolling for “rough fucks” on a dating site, wouldn’t want a guy who has zero photos and at least one girlfriend?

TOTAL POINTS : 19.