A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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Fat cows should not be allowed on this site
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+5 because really, that’s your message? That’s it?
+3 because is he calling her a fat cow? I think so? It takes a special kind of person to look at a person’s profile, decide you personally do not find them attractive, but send them a message anyway just to insult them. And then to not even make it clear whether it’s an insult or a simple observation. I mean, this took up at least five minutes of your life. Think about that.
+4 because at least we all know that this man will be alone forever, and will whittle way the remainder of his days leaving poorly-punctuated comments on foxnews.com.
+2 because cows can’t type. Hooves.
+4 because the woman who submitted this message gave it an amazing headline, which I am stealing for this post. Thanks lady!
TOTAL POINTS: 18.
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dime for every time...POF or OKC. I’d be so fucking rich that
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Dear. Lord.
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Because cows can’t type. Hooves.
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Personally, I would have responded with a simple “Moo.”
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+1000
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