A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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A dork is a whales penis. It is between 5 and 6 feet long. Seeing how you’re 5’2, you could be a whales penis.
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+3 for a pick-up line involving whale penises.
+2 for failed attempt at being clever.
+5 for third-grade humor. I like a good dick joke as much as the next person, but this is just dumb.
TOTAL POINTS: 10.
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Oh my god. I’m DYING.
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todbrowning said:
Uh aren’t most people between 5 and 6 feet?
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proudlybigotedmisandrist reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
Gonna have to stop...right there, annalsofonlinedating. This guy had me
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