A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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+10 for rhinestones, little dog (bubbles!) and glorifying “gold digging.” Someone didn’t get the memo that Paris Hilton adoration is very 2005.
+4 for I have NO IDEA why “Mr. Right” wouldn’t want to date a woman who is going to use him for his money. She’ll use it to get really sweet manicures probably!
+2 for the first thing people noticing about her being “her girls.” You mean they don’t immediately see your strong character or your sparkling wit or your cutting intellect? Weird.
+3 for rhinestones on EVERYTHING. I KNEW someone must have tried Tip #16.
TOTAL POINTS: 21.
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know that I’m clearly not competing with...bunch of winners
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