I want you to smack me in the wiener with one tittie
+3 for misspelling “titty.”
+4 because that’s your fetish? To be smacked in the wiener by a titty? Sure why not.
+5 for the slang terms. “Wiener” is admittedly hilarious but absolutely not sexy. So if it’s yours, don’t call it a wiener.
+3 for the mental image of a lady holding her titty and slapping a wiener with it. He must only go for big-breasted ladies, because I think that requires at least a D-cup, right?
TOTAL POINTS: 15.