A(n)nals of Online Dating

im in to every thing just about  except me beingfucked  i luv to please so why dont we experiment i used to be shy but there is no reason yu are who yu are now own up to it sweet heart  for instance i luv squirters

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+4 for open-mindedness.

+5 because this is a first message. Listen: Putting your sexual proclivities right out there on your profile is fine. It may limit your dating pool, but that’s your call. But accosting strangers with a heavily sexual, heavily misspelled message? That is just rude.

+2 for spelling and grammar carnage. “Yu” is a new one.

+3 for “sweet heart.” Eew.

+7 for “for instance i luv squirters.” You know, just as a general example of the kinds of things I am into. Among other things. Not being fucked though. But definitely fucking. Definitely squirting. If I had a t-shirt on right now, which I obviously do not, but if I did it would say, “I luv squirters.” Luv them that much.

TOTAL POINTS: 21