Subject: On the finer points of…
You’re a spunky one, aren’t you? I hadn’t notice women could be such at an early age.
+5 for pedo-creepy.
+ another 3 for “at such an early age.” (a) What does that even mean?, and (b) You hadn’t realized that young women can be “spunky”? Didn’t you watch 80s sitcoms?
+4 for “spunky.”
+2 for HnK, which is maybe short for “Hank”? And if it is, plus another 2, because every third creepy message submitted to AOOD is from a guy named Hank. Hanks, what is going on?
TOTAL POINTS: 16.