A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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I’m trying to find a few fun xbox game playing girls to chill with. I play call of duty, halo (if i get really bored), grand theft auto, and some other random arcade games I downloaded from LIVE. I have heard a lot about Skyrim but haven’t gotten around to actually renting it to try it out.
Do you play any of these games?___________________________________________
+4 for thinking that listing all the videogames you play is a good panty-dampener.
+5 for messaging a woman whose profile indicates no particular loves of videogames a list of all of the videogames he plays. Because to women who aren’t gamers, a full day sitting around watching your dude play Call of Duty is super fun, right?
+3 for hitting all of the “useless young man who lives in his parents’ basement” cliches.
+2 for not asking or mentioning a single thing about her, other than, “Do you like to do the exact same thing that I like to do?” Definitely will be good in bed, this one.
TOTAL POINTS: 13.
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thentheysaidburnher said:
quality conversationalist right there
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juanitothegreat said:
I don’t totally see this issue with this? Like, he’s not being rude and he is putting out there exactly what he does to find someone with similar interests. Unless this is his entire profile…
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notmelissa reblogged this from acquaintedwithrask and added:
I’m not even going to bother to post this with the full text but I’m guessing you’re thinking “If Seth Rogan can get a...
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frostmantle said:
Uh…. So where’s the problem with this? It’s not like he’s asking her to play Super Mario while he fucks her in the ass. Unless you’re mocking him for playing video games which IMO is pretty shitty.
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