A(n)nals of Online Dating

+10 for that follow-up. All class!

+4 for starting out trying to discuss sexism because of course he is such a nice and non-sexist guy, and when she doesn’t respond calling her a cunt. Weird how women avoid him.

+6 for not understanding what a Major League Baseball intern could possibly do, since he’s never seen a female MLB player. Is he under the impression that MLB is run by the players? That there’s no corporate structure or coaches or trainers or media specialists or employees that do anything other than play baseball? And is he also under the impression that an intern at MLB is some sort of player-in-training?

+5 for getting pissed that she didn’t respond after TWO days. Two! Not that it’s ever ok to get pissed if someone doesn’t respond to your message on an online dating site — that’s just the way online dating works, and most folks don’t respond to many of the messages they get — but it’s really insane to get angry after TWO days. People (some people, at least) have jobs and lives and hobbies and do not actually check Ok Cupid every five seconds.

+4 because if you’re getting that angry at someone for not responding to a message on an internet dating site, it’s time to reconsider your life, and perhaps try some anger management classes or maybe some meditation. It’ll be much more beneficial to your dating life than spending time yelling at bitches on Ok Cupid.

TOTAL POINTS: 29.