Hey… um, I did the search for the casual sex thingy since I’m a loser virgin with no flirtation skills, and I really need to get laid before I kill myself. Do you think I’m not horrible looking?
+2 because yikes that is actually kind of sad…?
+6 for basically blackmailing her into sex by threatening to kill himself.
+3 for selling himself so well. Sounds like a fun guy.
+4 because I do feel bad for making fun of him, but seriously? No. Perhaps your penchant for emotional manipulation of complete strangers on the internet explains why you’re in a position to send this message in the first place.
TOTAL POINTS: 15.