I’m tall, skinny, and talk a lot of shit.
I’ve had a gym membership since ‘09..
I write poetry.. Here’s one..
Hey I just met you..
And this is crazy…
But here’s my laundry..
So wash it, maybe?
+5 for hilarious poem. LOL I hope you crack a “make me a sammich!” joke next. Hilarious, seriously, and super original.
+6 for “I’ve had a gym membership since 09.” You’ve been going to the gym for a whole THREE YEARS? Wow I’ll bet you’re really hot.
+3 for a summary that tells us very little about him, other than his physical appearance and the fact that he’s not particularly funny and also an asshole. That works, I guess.
TOTAL POINTS: 14.