A(n)nals of Online Dating

subject: None can be saved; only deceived.

My greatest friends have been gay, and my greatist enemies. The rest of the world never seemed to care. I have a rather painfull problem. I am a man, and I can only fall in love with women who are gay. I allways get bored with straight girls. I considered that I was gay myself, but found the idea lacking in emotional weight. I love men as friends, but the scent is off. And again straight girls are just not very predetory. But gay girls like you are different. In all liklyhood you don’t just stand in around in the world hoping some moron will try to get your pants off. You yearn to be naked in bed with a girl enamoured with her softness. Your mind and mine are one and the same, your private needs and my private needs are the same, so lets make our bed the same. And lets get a third girl to make it three.

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+5 for creep factor.

+10 for lesbian fetish.

+2 for “liklyhood.”

+8 for thinking that because they both like girls, she’ll definitely want to bone him.

+5 for “I love men as friends, but the scent is off.” Maybe dudes should try Vagisil.

+6 for “your private needs and my private needs are the same, so lets make our bed the same.” Too bad I’m not interested in your private parts.

+10 for the concluding line. Now I see what this is about.

TOTAL POINTS: 46.