A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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him: So, you’re a BI???
me: yeah
him: Oh… So, when is the last time you had a Pussy??
me: disrespectful.
him: Geez, what is disrespectful about that.. You said you are a BI, that is you lick a PUSSY period…
me: you need to learn some manners dude
him: What manners… Go eat some stinky Pussy..
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+4 for “a BI”
+4 for “a Pussy,” capitalized because it’s important.
+6 for defining “bi” as “you like a PUSSY period.”
+5 for that final line which I am not even going to re-type. Eew.
+3 for “what manners.” Word.
TOTAL POINTS: 22.
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9pointsinscrabble reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
submitted this convo. The fact that this actually happened still makes me want
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bollockscaptor said:
In fact, the definition was “You lick a PUSSY period”. Even better?
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anotherfeministblog reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
This shit happens allllllllll...time. It’s even better
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