A(n)nals of Online Dating

hi there how’s it going? This maybe a long shot but i’ll ask anyways. how do you feel about being eaten out with no reciprocation required on your part. Just lie back and enjoy. Don’t mean to offend you or anything I’m just way too busy to date and that’s something I enjoy doing?

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+9 for “this maybe a long shot.” Yes.

+5 for “I’m way too busy to date,” but I have a spare 20 minutes to go down on a stranger.

+8 for “how do you feel about being eaten our with no reciprocation required on your part.” I mean, I would feel GREAT about that, except you are a total stranger to me and you’re sending women unsolicited messages about pussy-eating, so there’s like a 73% chance I’ll get axe murdered after I finish? So, I feel less great, given that.

TOTAL POINTS: 22.