A(n)nals of Online Dating

You’re adorable! So adorable in fact ive decided im going to adopt you as my new little sister! Dont worry, we’ll spend all of our time climbing trees, playing tag, and of course drinking koolaid haha! Actually you seem pretty cool, and outspoken so bonus points there. I wouldnt mind letting you bug me one day haha… wait!… you’re not crazy are you!?

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+4 for oh eew incest reference?! What is wrong with you?

+2 for “I’m going to adopt you as my new little sister! Don’t worry.” Actually I am particularly worried because that shit is not normal.

+6 for “you’re not crazy are you?” Dude, you’re the one sending internet dating messages asking to adopt attractive women as your sister so you can drink koolaid and “bug” them.

TOTAL POINTS: 12.