A(n)nals of Online Dating

Im a lawyer. Go and tell someone that a POWERFUL and well to do lawyer has contacted you. I will wait…Ok, you are now back I assume. Anyways, as I mentioned I am amazing at the LAW. I also do not put up with ANY woman’s crap, so check that at the door, babe. I am available Wednesday and we ARE gonna go to my place so be sure to bring a change of clothes.

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+3 for “Im a lawyer,” but I never learned proper apostrophe use.

+5 for “Go and tell someone that a POWERFUL and well to do lawyer has contacted you,” but don’t tell them that he never learned how to properly hyphenate modifiers.

+6 for “Anyways, as I mentioned I am amazing at the LAW.” Among other things.

+4 for “I also do not put up with ANY woman’s crap, so check that at the door, babe.” Well, at least we know that he’s probably not lying about being a lawyer. 

+5 for the statement that he’s around on Wednesday and you ARE going to his place so you should bring clean clothes. As an attorney, I suppose he’s ethically obligated to inform you that he plans on date-raping you, and this probably suffices.

TOTAL POINTS: 23.