A(n)nals of Online Dating

Subject: Looking for someone I can talk to about anything

And I do mean anything 

Like, 
How modern ethics and morals have created a system that lacks evolutionary pressure on the human species. This to me says there may be a regression in portions of the population a rift that will eventually produce three distinct species - One that is lean, intelligent, and long lived. One that is cunning, big boned, and short lived. And then the Chinese. Honestly, long term, the totality of the race might have been better off with the regime of Hitler. He seems to have had the right premise but the wrong plot. What we need is an Adolph Hitler without the hate and repression…. 

Or, 
The Sea of Silence in Mexico. I’m curious, very curious. I kinda wanna go check it out… OOH! and the Everglades. I want to ride one of those boats with the big fan on the back! 

Or, 
Zombies (It’s gonna be fungus, not a virus) 
Social dynamics (aka “those silly friends of mine”), 
The best flavor of ice cream (clearly cookie dough…clearly) 
You know… Anything

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+15 for “Honestly, long term, the totality of the race might have been better off with the regime of Hitler.” (a) You said that, and (b) You said that to a total stranger, and (c) You typed it, which means you had a chance to think about it and you sent it anyway. YOU JUST SAID HITLER HAD SOME GOOD IDEAS. Reconsider your life.

+5 for three races: The tall and thin, the short and squat, and the Chinese. Fourth race: The unapologetic racists.

+6 for the sudden shift towards “I am so fun!” He loves the everglades! And LOL zombies! And isn’t ice cream so good? Especially after a hard day of ethnic cleansing?

+3 because everyone wants someone they can talk to  “anything.” Anything sounds nice! But we don’t usually mean we want to discuss the benefits of genocide.

TOTAL POINTS: 29.