A(n)nals of Online Dating

UR fukin boring

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+2 for brevity.

+4 for spelling two words incorrectly in a three-word message (although to be fair, UR is possibly two words? So maybe he’s at a 50% success rate).

+3 for hostility.

+2 because this isn’t even decent negging. Negging is supposed to be slightly confusing and vaguely insulting — like, “Hey, are you a flight attendant?”  It’s not supposed to be straight-up rude.

+3 because of course this guy doesn’t know how to properly neg a chick. He hasn’t read The Game — he can’t even spell “fucking” (or “you’re”). HE CAN’T READ, let alone emotionally manipulate someone with poor self-esteem.

+3 because after sending her this totally rude and unnecessary message, he then added her to his favorites list. I guess he likes fucking boring broads.

TOTAL POINTS: 17.