A(n)nals of Online Dating

We want your horrible online dating messages, chats and profiles! You can submit them here, or to annalsofonlinedating@gmail.com.

Please submit a screenshot of the actual message if possible. JPEG, TIFF, PNG or PDF would be just great. If you don’t have a screenshot, no worries! Copy and paste is ok too. Thanks!

A Few Things

-All submissions will be kept anonymous.
-By submitting, you recognize that your submission may be used on the A(n)nals of Online Dating website, on Buzzfeed.com, and incorporated into other works of media now known or later developing, including published books and additional websites.
-I will edit all images to conceal the messenger’s identity.
-I have no idea when your message will go up, but I’ll do my best to get it up soon.

A Few More Legal-ish Things

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