Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like.
Care to talk?
+5 for creepy racism.
+2 because I have always wondered what being intimate with a mediocre-looking white guy would be like. Do you really all smell like Saltines?
+6 because what lady doesn’t want to be a white dude’s introduction into the gloriousness of Asian Intimacy?
+3 for specifying that he’s curious about being with a “beautiful Asian woman.” As we all know, beautiful Asian women have totally different parts than ugly Asian women, and Asian women generally have totally different parts than non-Asian women. Right?
+2 for the “care to talk?” conclusion. Yes, I am sure she would love to chat with you, since you are clearly very interested in her as a human being, and are not at all using Match.com to take you on some sort of racial fetish safari.
TOTAL POINTS: 18.
Asian beauty, Mmmm…
Please dont read to much into my profile. Its on the naughty side, But I am really very nice and very RESPECTFUL. :)
I would love a chance to talk and hopefully take you out. Even if its just dinner, and something fun. I am older, but I mainly date 21-30 I really hope we can chat. :) And Please keep an OPEN MIND.
Please think about it, I might be older. But I know how to have a good time :)
+6 for starting right out with the Asian fetish. Definitely a good move. Asian girls definitely read that and are like, “This is a high-quality white man for sure. I hope we can eat some sushi together and he can tell me about his extensive travels in Asia. I’ll bet he understands that I am a subservient sweet Oriental flower, and he is also probably super into Japanese fetish porn, which are qualities I enjoy and look for in a mate.”
+4 for following up with “I am really very nice and RESPECTFUL.” Obviously. You especially respect the fact that she’ll definitely be your adorable little Geisha, right? Mmmmm.
+5 for “don’t read too much into my carefully cultivated online dating profile, which I wrote myself, and which everyone realizes is me putting my best face forward to potential mates.”
+4 for being “older” but only dating women who are 21-30. Clearly a very mature, normal man who has no problem with women who are experienced and self-assured and self-sufficient, and who is definitely not looking for any romantic power differentials, and who you definitely want to date.
+2 for “Please keep an OPEN MIND.” Universal rule: If someone requests that you keep an all-caps OPEN MIND, it is time to jet.
+2 for so many smileys. I thought you were “older”? Quit writing like Paris Hilton.
TOTAL POINTS: 23.
If you are not a woman of my race, I’m not sexually attracted to black woman it’s my choice and I don’t have to explain to anyone why I choose this, so all other woman fell free to write me back if your educated and you don’t have a house full of children cause I don’t have any of my own!!
+6 for putting it right out there with the racism.
+4 for “it’s my choice and I don’t have to explain to anyone why I choose this.” I think we all know why? And hopefully no one has to explain to you why you are still single.
+10 for “fell free to write me back if your educated.”
+5 for being willing to date ALL OTHER WOMEN. As long as they’re (or is it “their”?) educated. And not black. And not any other race except his. And don’t have kids. But anyone else, totally, date this guy. Until he has his own kids. Then it’s ok if you have kids too.
TOTAL POINTS: 25.
I tooootally wanted to hit you with a ”hey babez I <3 video games and asians! Luv me nao puhleeze!” but apparently that stuff is unacceptable.
and I would try and impress you with some political learnings (should be a real word) but I only pay attention to politics when somebody fucks up in a hilarious way. i.e. congressman Hank Johnson…
so like, I’m totally empty handed right now.
umm. sex nao newayz? =P
+5 for “I wanted to say an offensive thing, so I said it, but then acted like I wasn’t REALLY saying it.”
+6 for “I <3 video games and asians.” Let me guess: You also think that Japan is so awesome, right?
+4 for “I see that you have interests, but I am ignorant, so I’d rather just tell you about my Manga collection.”
+3 for “I’m totally empty handed right now.” I have a feeling your hand is on something.
+3 for LOLcat speak. Nothing gets a lady wetter.
TOTAL POINTS: 21.