A(n)nals of Online Dating
Going deep into your worst internet romances.
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+8 because you are definitely not any sort of rapist, domestic abuser or criminal.
+5 for thinking that this is somehow sexy. Someone has been reading too much 50 Shades of Grey.
+4 for believing that this will make a woman interested in him, and not actually totally terrified.
+2 because thank God OK Cupid has a “block this user [because he’s definitely a threat to my person]” button.
TOTAL POINTS: 19.
