A(n)nals of Online Dating

Going deep into your worst internet romances.

Only if you fuck as well as you punctuate.

Posted 5 months ago
+5 for no punctuation at all.

+15 because who among us has not wanted to get up on a gurl’s buttcheeks?

+6 for the slow-roll “gurrrrrlllll” at the end. Perfect delivery. Mad sexy.

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