Hello sexy. I’m a nice guy but I have a small penis. Would you make fun of it and have to cheat on me?
+6 for cuckolding fetish, right? Right.
+3 because yes, be up-front with your fetishes, but (a) be up-front about them instead of creepily beating around the bush, and (b) be up-front about them once you’ve actually met the person you’re messaging and you realize you have a snowball’s chance in hell of sexing them.
+5 because you should always put your best foot forward when online dating. Not your worst 2.5 inches.
TOTAL POINTS: 14.