+10 for rhinestones, little dog (bubbles!) and glorifying “gold digging.” Someone didn’t get the memo that Paris Hilton adoration is very 2005.
+4 for I have NO IDEA why “Mr. Right” wouldn’t want to date a woman who is going to use him for his money. She’ll use it to get really sweet manicures probably!
+2 for the first thing people noticing about her being “her girls.” You mean they don’t immediately see your strong character or your sparkling wit or your cutting intellect? Weird.
+3 for rhinestones on EVERYTHING. I KNEW someone must have tried Tip #16.
TOTAL POINTS: 21.