+5 for someone REALLY not being into flaky girls. Unlike all of those other guys on Ok Cupid, who are like, “Yo flaky girls are really my jam.”
+6 for “don’t judge.” Dude. You are internet dating. EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS GOING TO JUDGE YOU BEFORE THEY KNOW YOU. That is how they determine if they want to go out with you.
+4 because for someone who is so anti-judging, he’s a little judgmental of flaky girls, huh?
+7 because everyone knows that anyone who is like, “Ugh NO MORE DRAMA, PLEASE!!!!” is always a total drama queen, right? It is a universal rule. Dramatic people attract and create drama, and then love to complain about how much they just HATE it. Take a look at your life. If the common thread between all of your relationships is “drama,” perhaps the problem is you.
+2 because clearly I’m just trying to start DRAMA by telling you that. Don’t worry, we could never date anyway because I am totally unreal and flaky and as soon as I see a guy specify NO FLAKY CHICKS AND NO UNREAL CHICKS I’m like, damn, ok, I would have totally hit it but the truth is I am just not very REAL so I guess he isn’t the one for me!
TOTAL POINTS: 24.