A(n)nals OF Online Dating

The Monkees are a good band, you fat cunt. +10 because wow, someone really loves The Monkees! +4 because The Monkees, really? That’s what we’re going to get so heated over? +6 for “fat cunt.” No idea why you are still single, when you work out your disagreements so productively. TOTAL POINTS: 20.

My self-summary To start off..its my nature..2 be Pretty, sexi & krazi! !!. I .. just moved here about a month ago. I from Tennessee, l have big eyes & huge heart ..- I love to take care of other people ..- it so so happens I carry some of the best traits ..(besides looks) i […]

nice headband, bitch +5 because I have no idea why this line would not help you get laid. +4 remarkable hostility. And in just three words! +2 because I don’t think he actually likes her headband, do you? I hope it has a giant flower on it though. TOTAL POINTS: 11.

Hi, you’re a good looking girl aren’t you?? As well, at the moment I am incredibly randy and you are warming my regions. If you want hot embraces I hope you can squeeze me in. I have been told I have some “ghetto proportion” +4 for “I am jerking it to your Match.com profile.” Just […]

*shrug* okay, suit yourself. bye.  p.s.  you’re so fucking hot i would lick the poop out of your butthole just to touch your ass +6 for sending this lady two moronic messages, receiving no response, and then letting this doozy fly. +3 for passive-aggressive. “I mean ok whatever, I didn’t like you that much anyway, […]