Month: May 2012

You misspelled “pedantic, idiotic and unoriginal.”

I haven’t seen that many people on here that are funny, intelligent, sexy and overall amazing. But enough about me!! haha  You do seem pretty cool though.  I’m Steve +5 because although his real name appears to be Steve, his username is something similar to “Jayzon.” +6 because although he is 38 years old, his […]

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This site is clearly reserved for pigs.

Fat cows should not be allowed on this site +5 because really, that’s your message? That’s it? +3 because is he calling her a fat cow? I think so? It takes a special kind of person to look at a person’s profile, decide you personally do not find them attractive, but send them a message […]

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“Replies very selectively.”

+5 for kinda odd (“everybody ages 25-58”), kinda odd (“we can meet sumtime in the longrun”), ONLY ANAL. +6 for a very interesting definition of “casual.” +3 because this lady is married. +4 because her pics are of her butt in a leopard-print bikini. Because of course they are.  +10 for “Replies very selectively.” I […]

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And did I mention I’m a Nigerian prince?

HELLO DEAR, IT NICE TO KNOW YOU I JUST LOGGED IN AND SAW YOUR PROFILE READ ABOUT YOU I ALWAYS TRY TO SEARCH MY OWN SELF OR INNER SOUL YOU ARE ALWAYS SURPRISE BY YOUR OWN FINDINGS AND MANY TIMES IT AMAZES YOU, BUT I FEEL ITS WORTH TO KNOW YOUR OWN SELF. WELL AFTRE […]

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How do you say “No fucking way” in Italiano?

tu se belissima bella, molto molto molto belissima bella, you are absolutely beautiful and astonishing, that was italian, and no I am not italian, I just lived in italy for three years, and asia for three plus years, and I would be very interested in getting to know you, how about affording me an opportunity […]

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I’ll try reverse psychology too: Call me.

Hey! I’m sure you get tons of messages about how pretty you are, and you’re sick of them! So I’m gonna do something different. I’m gonna say you’re NOT pretty. And see if reverse psychology works. +3 for at least he’s trying to be creative. +4 but no, negging is not creative or new. +2 […]

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King of the GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL.

OKCupid tells me that “no one has contacted you in over a week”, and that makes me incredibly sad. Because you seem like a very cool chick, who’s intelligent and well read and happens to have just the proper amount of snark to her. This travesty will stand no longer.  I’m not quite sure what […]

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It is a step up from the shirtless pic.

+8 because that’s this dude’s profile picture. Big red monkey butt that looks like big red monkey balls. I see where he’s going with it — what lady doesn’t love some big ol’ Bs? — but that just looks uncomfortable.  +2 because at least the balls appear to be relatively hairless. True gentlemen keep it […]

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