Month: May 2012

You mean there’s more to it than just kimchi?

Hi there! 안녕하세요? I’ve always wanted a Korean friend, let’s go sing karaoke sometime together! You can teach me all about Korean culture +10 for “I’ve always wanted a Korean friend.” And hey, you look sort of Asian, so you’ll do. +6 for karaoke. All Koreans love karaoke, right? +2 for the copied-and-pasted Korean phrase […]

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You forgot to add, “Me luv u long time.”

I tooootally wanted to hit you with a ”hey babez I <3 video games and asians! Luv me nao puhleeze!” but apparently that stuff is unacceptable. and I would try and impress you with some political learnings (should be a real word) but I only pay attention to politics when somebody fucks up in a […]

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Well I don’t like yer tone.

Subject: I like yer smile. That’s it. How about it? +3 for “yer.” +1 for brevity. +2 for “how about it?” without any indication of what “it” is, beyond possibly liking that smile. TOTAL POINTS: 6.

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}Thank you;

Hi, girl)you are so beautiful) +4 for inexplicable ellipses. +2 for unnecessary comma. +3 for three inappropriate uses of punctuation in a six-word sentence, but no period at the end. +2 because seriously, is this street harassment or an online dating site? TOTAL POINTS: 11.

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