A(n)nals OF Online Dating

+3 for so many smiley-faces. Seems like a happy-go-lucky positive guy, right? +15 for aaaaand then you get to his various interests. I think “bikini babes” is my favorite, although I appreciate that he listed “dirty talk” as well as “dirty talking.”  +5 for alphabetizing. +3 for SAINTS and sports. Can’t say he has a […]

My self-summary  I am a paid member on JDATE under the name [redacted]Stop intermarriage between Jews and Gentiles go to the website below . http://www.aish.com/jw/s/48969651.html Love listening to JEWISH MUSIC . WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JEWISH MUSIC ? What do I regret doing in last month? That would be joining Jdate . Why because you can’t compete […]

letds f cvk +5 because his username is “suck_me22” +4 because clearly he knows how to spell the words “suck me.” One can only conclude that he intentionally misspelled “let’s fuck” for aesthetic or style purposes. +4 for turning “let’s fuck” into three words, and not by changing “let’s” to “let us.” (Although “Let us […]

A so-cal Brooklyn transplant who believes in grammar, manners, music, and humor. I’m nice to my mother, always smile at dogs and babies, and am in the process of pleading that statutory rape charge down to a misdemeanor. +6 because all the ladies love a good rape joke, right? +2 because don’t worry, he’s nice […]

First off, READ the rules, LEARN the rules, LOVE the rules. Understood? Excellent! ATTENTION: Rules are meant to be broken, those rules ARE NOT these rules. 1. Clingers, crazies, attention whores, gold diggers, fuglies, RN’s, fatties and girls with children need not apply. Don’t consider me shallow, but 1 is company and 2 is a […]