Month: September 2012

Basically anyone with a head and a vagina will do.

+10 for that username. +15 for holy disgusting! +3 because do you think he likes sex? +5 for his fantasies involving latex and vegetables. +4 because he’s German. Of course he is. +6 for the youngest person he’s ever slept with being “too dirty” to discuss. Um… that’s because it was a child, wasn’t it? […]

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Sorry, I’m on Team Jacob.

+15 for HUMAN SACRIFICE. +6 for sacrifice and rape. Sacrifice and THEN rape? I can’t decide if that’s better or worse than the opposite order. +2 because of course his name is Edward. Is this some bizarro Twilight shit? I don’t understand. +4 because does he understand what “sacrifice” means? I suspect no, and that […]

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I even have a Justin Bieber haircut.

Hello there.. How are you?? I know you are looking for girl but trust me i body type is thin and like a girl body.. U gone enjoy it.. +3 for straight guy hitting on a lesbian. +8 for “I’m thin like a girl.” Uh… pretty sure “I’m interested in women” doesn’t mean “I’m interested […]

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You have to try to be this rude.

+4 for holy rudeness, Batman! +6 because this reminds me of when I was a kid and my sister and I would get into fights and hurl insults at each other, and when our parents would interfere we would defend ourselves by saying, “GOD, I was just KIDDING.” And then our parents would say, “Saying […]

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No idea why this guy is single.

From the “You should message me if…” section of this dude’s profile: If you’re reasonably tall (5’6-6’, no more than that because, while I don’t mind being eye to eye with you, I won’t ever be looking up to you), you’re passionate and intelligent so as to be good company, sexually liberated, and attractive – […]

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