Month: October 2012

Sorry, I only do disco sticks.

Okay I’m going to just ask and hope for the best….. lets be honest. Do you wanna hook up and fuck? You seem like my type of woman, personality wise. And I really like you. Sexy, free time college student here.. I’m NOT looking for a one night stand… I’m possibly considering a friends with benefits relationship.  I just haven’t […]

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Sounds like you’d prefer sushi.

+3 for intro run-on sentence. +5 for clearly not understanding the meaning of the word “elegant.” +4 for elegance, elegance, elegance, I WANNA EAT YO PUSSY. +6 for thinking pussy tastes like strawberry shortcake. There are a lot of great things about eating pussy, but its strawberry shortcake flavor is not one of them. +5 […]

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I definitely support a woman’s right to choose to ignore this asinine message.

Speaking of planned parenthood. Did you know that in new York that 70 percent of abortions by african Americans were performed by plan parenthood??…..their doing what the klan couldn’t..lol. +7 because there is a pretty strong correlation between “pro-life” and “racist.” +6 for the most disturbing use of “lol” I’ve ever come across. +5 for trumpeting bizarre […]

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How do you feel about musical theater?

Ok, ya got me, I’m a straight, punk, skin headed, gay/lesbo hater. But it’s not a sin, because the Lord up above made us who we are, we all have a chance to be up there with him;) but, yes, I definitely don’t agree with gay acts. +9 for “gay acts.” You know, the actual […]

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