Month: November 2012

Sorry, I only indulge the fetishes of men who spell out all of their words.

+5 for normal-ish (if annoying) first sentence, segueing directly into foot fetish. +6 because barefoot on a cake is new. At least it’s not barefoot in a box of worms or something. +3 because you know this is a copied-and-pasted mass message, so that every lady on OK Cupid now knows about Jim’s frosting-on-feet boner. […]

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At least he puts his best foot forward.

+50 for holy gigantic sock-dick. Can we even call that thing a dick? It seems almost unfair to include this dick in the same category as all of the other, more reasonably-sized dicks out there. +4 because it might be stuffed. The head looks a little large, doesn’t it? But he could have taught 7th-grade […]

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The size issue is definitely upsetting.

+15 for the HILARIOUS Ok Cupid moderator conversation along the right-hand side. +4 for “user has sent link to photos of a small penis. Delete.” +6 for the next video of him jacking off (delete), and then “its different every time you click on it!” TOTAL POINTS: 25.

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Everyone knows that child rapists are awesome in bed, right?

[So I’m not usually one to put warnings on posts since this entire site is  full of offensive content, but the following post is relatively graphic about child molestation. If that is not something you want to read, please skip]. +3 because ugh GOD this entire post makes me feel so disgusting. +5 because I […]

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