Month: December 2012

Only if you fuck as well as you punctuate.

+5 for no punctuation at all. +15 because who among us has not wanted to get up on a gurl’s buttcheeks? +6 for the slow-roll “gurrrrrlllll” at the end. Perfect delivery. Mad sexy. TOTAL POINTS: 26.

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Do werewolves fart, though?

some of my pet peeves are the sound of dishes clanking together, the sound of empty beer bottles hitting each other, the sound that silverware makes whn it hits a hard surface, the sound of static, and a really high pitch beeping sound hurts my ears, and i say all this cuz to some ppl […]

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