Month: November 2013

And you are just a penis.

A dork is a whales penis. It is between 5 and 6 feet long. Seeing how you’re 5’2, you could be a whales penis. +3 for a pick-up line involving whale penises. +2 for failed attempt at being clever. +5 for third-grade humor. I like a good dick joke as much as the next person, […]

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