Welcome to A(n)nals of Online Dating. It’s a simple idea: Online dating is the worst. Submit the horrific messages you get, and we will collectively laugh at them. Points given for lack of basic spelling and punctuation skills; bad sexual innuendo; reliance on cliche; terrible taste in books, music or movies; use of twelve-year-old-girl text-slang; and creep factor.
Submit your worst experiences in internet love-land using the “Submit” page above, or email firstname.lastname@example.org. Screenshots of the actual messages preferred.