Just Want to Comment About Our Interview On

Just want to comment about your interview on askmen and the idea that it is easier to simply not respond to a message if you are not interested. As a guy (hopefully a fairly normal one), I would much rather get a short “thanks, but I am not interested’ message rather than having to feel […]

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Does “chicks are hot and sex feels good” sufficiently clarify?

Title: Hey, what is with this “bi” shit? Message: Honestly, you seem like a sweet girl, and hold many potentially noble ideals, but this is something I’ve seen commonly on this site, and I’m curious as to what it’s really about. Your body is designed in a certain way, that is, to receive a man, […]

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To be fair, all the mayonnaise we eat makes us extra gassy.

hi. Are u a strong white lady and do u have mean side as well? You look strong and sexy and i love to email gift cards to strong white women. Do u like gift cards? my mom is jealous of white women and she hate when they fart by her. What wuld u do […]

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“Horror all the way” is the most accurate thing you said here.

My self-summary: I’m relaxed, cool, and sometimes off the charts crazy. Unpredictable and mysterious. I’m the type of woman to slap you across the face and then pull your pants down and devour you. I’d be happy to find my perfect match. You must be WHITE. I accept nothing else or less. Sending me a […]

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And you are just a penis.

A dork is a whales penis. It is between 5 and 6 feet long. Seeing how you’re 5’2, you could be a whales penis. +3 for a pick-up line involving whale penises. +2 for failed attempt at being clever. +5 for third-grade humor. I like a good dick joke as much as the next person, […]

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