As long as I can keep my glass slippers on, sure.

hi am mulangila a prince and i would like to have an intimate relationship with you +3 for what a pick-up line. +5 for “I’m a prince.” I think this is probably not true? +2 because don’t they teach you to capitalize in prince-school? +6 for “I would like to have an intimate relationship with […]

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The Most Nicest Guy in Milwaukee

I love that site. I will start off by admitting I’m not Brad Pitt but I’m not the worst looking guy in the world either. I have a great job, I’m athletic, I’m smart and I’m funny as shit. I know everyone thinks that they’re funny but I’m the funny guy. All of my friends […]

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Aren’t you supposed to offer me some candy first?

Subject: Too much to handle??? Well aren’t you gorgeous for being so young and so very tiny…thought you were underage at first. It’s not often I can say that about such a fragile and innocent girl being very attractive. You probably can’t keep up with an experienced, adventurous and naughty bad man unfortunately, can you? […]

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And we’ll do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files.

Dear (omitted), Yes please call me @ (omitted), I like the song I JUST HAVEN’T MET YOU YET!!! Try not to call during AMERICAN IDOL. Thank You, Looking forward to hearing from you, Sincerely, Omitted +3 for three different sign-offs. +2 for using ALL CAPS to denote titles. +5 for scheduling his dating life around […]

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No, only International Mr. Leather

hi,have u ever participave in miss of the usa contest? +10 for “miss of the usa.” +2 for spelling and grammar carnage. +5 for the compliment. What a sweetheart. TOTAL POINTS: 17.

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Only if I can have your AOL screen name.

filter me into your chat, send me your #, and put up a full body photo +6 for this self-described “super hot male” not putting up any photos. +3 for messaging her a list of a demands. +4 for “full body photo.” Gross. TOTAL POINTS: 13.

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